Monthly Archives: April 2010

Most painful action sequence ever in Indian Cinema

Student Under Tension

Examiner:
Why are you under tension?
Did you forget hall ticket, ID or calculator?
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Student:
No Sir! By mistake I brought tomorrow exam’s bit today.
Examiner: ???????????

Kolam

Thani Thelichi yen Kolam poduranga?
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Kolam pottutu Thanni Thelicha Azhinchidum. Adhan.

Mummy… Son… Kiss…

Mummy: Enn alugura?
Son: Appa enaku kiss tharala..
Mummy: Nee nalla padi, appa unaku kiss pannuvaru.
Son: Namma vettu velaikari enna IAS ah padicha??

Sariya? Thappa?

A man is having Rs.200 but he
gave Rs.100 each for 4 beggers.
Indha kanaku sariya? Thappa?
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Ans:
Sari than.
Coz 4 peruku nalathuna
edhuvume thappilla…

Watch the Fastest

The moments of a soap bubble bursting









Cycles

Sardar-Ice Cube

Sardar looking at a ice cube for 1 hour…

Someone asked him… what are doing….

Sardar: Ada iruppa indha ice kattila iurndu Engayo Leak Aagudhu adha than theduran…

God-Varam-Monkey

God: Enna Varangal vendum kel…

Me: Indha message padikira Friend Eppavum Ennoda Irukanum…

God: [smiling] VARANGAL ketka sonna, KORANGA ketkarayee…